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bellying up :: Keith

So, my personal history, my lifelong dream, and a decent size reflection of myself walk into this bar, and the bartender says, “You’ve got to be kidding me,” to which the three reply, “That’s what we were thinking.”

    TAGS:  bartenders, bar jokes, surreal, self-image

“Well if you really want the truth,” Henry told the bartender, “I think I miss seeing the perfectly folded sheets in the linen closet more than I actually miss Susan.”

    TAGS:  Henry, bartenders, sheets, crisp, Susan, linen

Rabbit stew :: 'mouse

“It’s not fair,” complained Andy to the bartender (and several strangers within earshot), “she was the one who said she just wanted to be ‘friends with benefits’ and now she’s gone all Glenn Close on me.”

    TAGS:  love, friends, bartenders, rabbits, dream on mouse


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