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Juan became famous for creating a new term “going bank” to replace the outdated “going postal.”

    TAGS:  Miss Jane, Juan, banking, going banking, polite requests

Miss Jane placed her AK-47 neatly at the half-exploded teller’s window, explaining “my dear, I’m sure your intentions were good, but occasionally the road to hell appears on the horizon a little sooner than you might expect.”

    TAGS:  Miss Jane, polite violence, banking, road to hell

It is a little known fact that among the angels in heaven there is an ironclad hierarchy defined by your death—with death by falling piano the extreme top of the pecking order and death by banking complications establishing the other end of the spectrum

    TAGS:  afterlife, angels, banking, Heaven - the place, complications, pianos, hierarchy

When the banker entered the room everyone held perfectly still, but somehow he saw us and crowded us all back against the wall with the drone of his neverending financial story.

    TAGS:  banking, boring, finances, stories


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