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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

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• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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Bad Puns
Policy :: Keith

The world was universally stunned late Sunday evening when the president announced at an impromptu press conference that the tens of thousands of albino, eyeless babies being born throughout the United States were an expected result of last year’s restructuring of the nation’s bankruptcy laws, saying that he didn’t understand what all the fuss was about, considering that the vast majority of those babies would have grown up to never see light at the end of the tunnel anyway.

    TAGS:  albinos, bad puns, press conference

I mince therefore I spam.

    TAGS:  bad puns, spam

Mayor Truddle became quite unpopular, on account of his newly implemented syntax.

    TAGS:  bad puns, syntax, Mayor Truddle

After checking in to the hospital, the doctor tried to have me moved to the arrhythmia ward, but I was insistent that I was more of a lead singer and would have none of his nonsense.

    TAGS:  bad puns, arrhythmia


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