Scrine ~ one part truth, two parts made up truth

What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Rub shoulders with literary giants.

  • Many fine examples of semicolon abuse.

  • Best secret handshake west of the Mississippi.

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Bad Poetry
Dear Zed :: Keith

Dear Zed,

No wonder you haven't been around much lately.  You were in pain, and all on account of my brutish, vulgar American ways, and for that I must apoligise.…

    TAGS:  bad poetry, poetry, spelling, ode, zed

Christmas comes but once a year, a good excuse to drink more beer.

    TAGS:  Christmas, bad poetry

The man who loved rhyming was in luck Whenever his wife saw a duck “Hey, it’s really no crime To rhyme words all the time, Particularly when it leads to a coffee shop.”

    TAGS:  duck - the bird, bad poetry, duck, duck, coffee shop, rhyme, innuendo, limericks

Mencken would often grab a beer With Dreiser, his good friend, They’d get drunk and cuss out Roosevelt, And just generally offend.

    TAGS:  bad poetry, Dreiser, Theodore Dreiser, dreiser, H.L. Mencken, Mencken

dear other poets, :: OhNo789

Please do not write poems that try to be above the reader, and, for crissakes, learn proper word choice. Regards, ‘789

    TAGS:  Bent Rule Club, bad poetry, sweet righteous anger


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