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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

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• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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Bad Ideas
late :: Keith

Running from the wild hobo, he knew he should never have skipped school; knew it the same way that he knew that kicking his boot out over the ice was a bad idea, and knew it just like he’d find out later when he finally made it home that he should take his time when it came to thinking up believable lies - too late.

    TAGS:  school, bad ideas, hobos, footwear, lies

friday :: 'mouse

Time may be artificial and arbitrary and a generally bad idea, but once a week it nearly redeems itself by declaring Friday.

    TAGS:  time, bad ideas, Friday, redemption

“No, Towser,” shouted the witch, “Bad dog - drop that bag of powdered bat wing!”

    TAGS:  dogs, bad ideas

Best Laid :: Jo

The plan involved 2 ordinary garden rakes, a box of nails, two dozen chickens and a mattress; “Boffo!” declared Ma.

    TAGS:  bad ideas, ethics, murky ethics

Shag carpets are good and indoor hottubs are good but shag carpeting right up to the edge of the indoor hottub pretty much guarantees a sodden mildewy mess.

    TAGS:  bad ideas, shag carpet, hottubs

Tinfoil underpants are seldom a good idea.

    TAGS:  fashion, fashion, bad ideas, underpants, tinfoil, Keith's Guides to Everything


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