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Back To School
Piece Of Quiet :: Keith

For parents, the first day of school is like a California gold rush, only instead of heading to the hills, they head home to mine the peace and quiet.

    TAGS:  parenting, school, back to school, quiet, peace

How many drinks should a ‘mouse drink between now and 20 minutes from now if a ‘mouse has no interest in spending 6th grade back-to-school night any more sober than minimally required?

    TAGS:  drinking, back to school

Back to school :: 'mouse

As Juan filled out the letter of introduction to his daughter’s new teacher he struggled with whether to put “sets things on fire with her glare if she gets angry” in the “strengths” column or the “weaknesses” column.

    TAGS:  drinking, back to school, superpowers

I have to attend, but I don’t have to attend sober.

    TAGS:  drinking, back to school


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