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For his sins our hero suffered through several lifetimes trapped in a steel tube, hurtling through the air at 35,000 feet listening to the 20-year-old girls (these were not women) in the seats in front chattering about, “Like, you know, I’m not dating now, because, like, guys are all the same, like, ‘I’m gonna cheat on you,” like, y’know, ohmygod, it’s like so not worth it,” all the while thinking that when he got home he was going to speak with his daughters and if the word “like” came up in any sentence more than once he would have no choice but to kill them to save others from the misery he had been through.

    TAGS:  travel, airplanes, babies

A Good Day at Work :: heather

Welcoming new life into the world, tears all around, placing a fresh wet feisty newborn into Mama’s waiting arms, I think to myself; “I have the best job in the world”.

    TAGS:  babies, birth, job satisfaction, new life

The lower the hair growth is on a newborn baby, the more disturbing it becomes, e.g., head, mustache, beard, underarm or chest, pubic.

    TAGS:  hair, beards, babies, mustaches, Keith's Guides to Everything

A baby’s spittle contains a high concentration of contempt which almost always goes undetected by both doctors and parents because of the infant’s inability to spit accurately.

    TAGS:  babies, contempt, spittle, Keith's Guides to Everything


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