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Babbling
bob gets paranoid :: 'mouse

As Bob sat staring blankly at the computer screen a gnawing anxiety began to grow, what if comments had been turned off on his favorite website because its owner had decided that Bob was a babbling idiot who wasn’t adding anything to the conversation, and was there a conversation, or was Bob just a babbling idiot who had been fooling himself all along?

    TAGS:  Bob, anxiety, babbling


The River :: 'mouse

By the side of the river he trotted as one trots, when very small, by the side of a man who holds one spellbound by exciting stories; and when tired at last, he sat on the bank, while the river still chattered on at him, a babbling procession of the best stories in the world, sent from the heart of the earth to be told at last to the insatiable sea. [From Wind in the Willows]

    TAGS:  guest scriner, babbling, Wind in the Willows, rivers, stories, Kenneth Grahame, spellbound


giant ducks :: boot

I was a bit disappointed to see that the sentence titled ‘duck’ wasn’t about ducks, nor was it about giants, nor even about skeletons or pirates, so I’ve made my own and we can now merrily continue babbling inanely about giant ducks or whatever else takes our fancy.

    TAGS:  ducks, duck - the bird, babbling, giants


 

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