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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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The only bare knuckle fist fight between two astronomers occurred in 1920 when Harlow Shapley and Heber Curtis went 46 rounds because of Curtis’ position that the Great Andromeda Nebula was an external galaxy; Edwin Hubble, who witnessed the entire fight, later told reporters that neither scientist was a very good fighter, and that their weak punches reminded him of watching comets plug slowly across a night sky.

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