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Male Beauty :: 'mouse

His legs transitioned to his ass in such a smooth way as to make one think of sculpture reflecting muscle rather than muscle itself.

    TAGS:  beauty, ass, muscles, men

He really didn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground, and was afraid to ask.

    TAGS:  ass, confusion

Vitamin P :: Jo

It’s a little-known fact that bacon is in fact good for you, supplying vitamin p (for “phat”), a nutrient that goes straight to the ass.

    TAGS:  bacon, ass, facts, nutrients, vitamins

On the subject of ass :: littledevilworks

Why is it that when someone tastes something really awful they say: “this tastes like ass… here try this!”

    TAGS:  ass

kant or won’t? :: You can call me, 'Sir'

Categorical imperative, my ass.

    TAGS:  ass, philosophy


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