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Bob Recovered :: Keith

It’d been nearly three months since the sentencing, but Bob didn’t think he’d ever get used to his cellmate’s penchant for staring, or the man’s particular fondness for repeating, “Don’t worry fireman, I got your back.”

    TAGS:  Bob, arson, prison

Delighted :: 'mouse

My 9yo got home from school early a few days ago and, unsupervised, wandered over next door, played with the grandmotherly and grandfatherly neighbors’ dog and ate fresh-from-the-oven chocolate chip cookies; that it even flitted across my mind, “is that safe?” is far more evil and horrible than any old man putting on a silly costume, having a nip of brandy and making children laugh and delight in a joyful cultural fantasy of Christmas.

    TAGS:  childhood, arson, Santa Claus, mud pie

School Renovations :: OhNo789

It was only when he stood on the small, wooden, termite infested stage in the small, ugly, seventy year old school auditorium before the small collective of theater kid’s parents who would think that the show was a hit no matter what brilliant, or for that matter, unbrilliant things that he did with staging, lighting and sound, that the under-appreciated, under-paid director seriously considered arson or, as his friends politely put it “just burning that bitch down.”

    TAGS:  arson, insects, theater, termites

in retrospect :: goliard

She knew 'burning bridges' was not the best answer to that dreaded 'where do see yourself in 5 years' question

    TAGS:  arson


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