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Dark… :: Jo

I’m getting tired of living in my own head, so now I’m going to live in my armpits instead.

    TAGS:  armpits, heads, dark

Useful Tips :: Keith

If you can entangle them in their own underarm hair, you’re halfway there.

    TAGS:  armpits, entanglement

arm pits :: Br. Ezra

After spending the weekend in Boulder Colorado I returned to Denver with a new appreciation of the completely shorn female arm pit, a thing of true beauty

    TAGS:  armpits

Armpit Math :: Keith

Measuring armpit degrees is done with a nose, the protuberance most often referred to by Leonardo da Vinci as “Nature’s protractor.”

    TAGS:  armpits

The chief was thankful that his armpits never smelled like Mr. Snell’s.

    TAGS:  The Chief, armpits, odor

Alligators don’t put people in headlocks, so very few of us know what their armpits smell like.

    TAGS:  alligators, armpits, headlocks

Baby’s Butt :: Keith

More like, smooth as my dog’s armpits, Henry thought.

    TAGS:  Henry, armpits, smooth

I'm sometimes afraid I'm just one of Rip Van Winkle's many dreams, and that when the lazy man finally wakes up, I'll disappear the moment he has a stretch and gives one of his armpits a good scratch.

    TAGS:  dreams, armpits, Rip Van Winkle, Keith's Guides to Everything

Headphones :: Keith

Luckily, there was no one around to tell him that his ears smelled like armpits.

    TAGS:  armpits, ears, headphones


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