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Following the bloody coup and the Retarded Revolution, no one was surprised to find an Armadillo running the country.

    TAGS:  armadillos, bloody coup, revolution - the political thing

so sensitive :: You can call me, 'Sir'

Contrary to popular belief and despite their thick skin, armadillos are actually very sensitive animals who take all insults, deliberate or those made merely in jest, personally and will hold grudges until their dying day.

    TAGS:  anthropomorphism, armadillos, sensitivity, grudges

Armadillo Head :: Keith

Henry stared at the mirror, wondering if the armadillo sitting on his head could ever truly be happy.

    TAGS:  Henry, armadillos

Human Chair :: Keith

The armadillo stared at the mirror, wondering if his chair would ever stop wasting so much time pondering the things that were none of his business.

    TAGS:  Henry, armadillos

Mirror Mirror :: Keith

The mirror stared at Henry and the armadillo, wondering why two things that weren’t even a tiny bit reflective spent so much time thinking they were.

    TAGS:  Henry, armadillos, reflection


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