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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

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• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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I’ve been holding my breath for about 18 years.

    TAGS:  anxiety, anticipation, breath

anticipation :: other keith

How can it be that I despise the thought of mowing the lawn so much, yet when I am actually doing it, i find that I am enjoying myself…isn’t it supposed to be the other way around…the anticipation of an event far exceeding the actual experience?

    TAGS:  anticipation, avoiding work, enjoyment

Yes, Pam, I think you’re right, and furthermore, I think Christmas should only be celebrated in winter olympic years.

    TAGS:  anticipation, stress

rent-a-sock :: boot

The rainbow line of socks for hire swayed gently on the fence, seemingly aquiver with anticipation and foreboding.

    TAGS:  rainbows, socks, anticipation, aquiver

The toes twitched and quivered, seeming to have a life of their own.

    TAGS:  socks, anticipation, toes, sock journey, quivering

and we’re halfway there :: littledevilworks

On the eve of November 14, the Scriners waited with delicious anticipation - they were halfway to their goal of 1,000 posts and so far only one small turtle had been injured in the process.

    TAGS:  anticipation, perfection, delicious, no animals harmed

It has been exactly one month since I woke up and asked myself, “now what?”; I am no closer to an answer, although the shooting pains in my knees do seem to have disappeared.

    TAGS:  chaos, anticipation, future, shock, entropy, loathing

Bubble tea is never as good as you think it will be.

    TAGS:  food, anticipation, bubbles

meanwhile… :: goliard

Every wiry white hair on every canine head in Sunnyvale trembles with the extra sensory anticipation of what they are sensing to be the impending ill-fate of their groomer.

    TAGS:  anticipation


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