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Knowing Leakey :: Keith

There’s been a rumor growing lately that famed anthropologist, Dr. Louis Leakey, tired of losing games to chimpanzees, consequently chose Jane Goodall as his assistant based solely on her skills on the checker board.

    TAGS:  anthropologists, chimpanzees

Anthrolidays :: Dr. Stevenson

There was a time, I imagine, when an anthropologist could get away and escape his work, but those languid days, I’m afraid, have long since passed.

    TAGS:  anthropologists, languid

An Observer :: Dr. Stevenson

Keep in mind that the anthropologist is first and foremost an observer, and that the concept of “discovering truth” has very little to do with anything.

    TAGS:  anthropologists, observation

The anthropologists could not discern the creatures’ intentions, while the biologists, equally vexed, tried in vain to locate the genitals.

    TAGS:  aliens, ridiculous encounters, anthropologists, biologists


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