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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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bra logic :: pam

I guarantee, all fascination with titties exhibited today on this blog would evaporate immediately if the tits in question were attached to one’s very own chest, and one were then forced to drive to a mall, hunt/gather at a lingerie department, get measured by a bored clerk, and squeeze into a dozen different brassieres while viewing one’s cellulite in a dressing-room mirror.

    TAGS:  breasts, annoying, bras, truth

it begins :: boot

“These flies!”

    TAGS:  Australia, annoying

As I listened to someone who annoys me complain about why other people annoy her I thought to myself, “Man, that’s exactly what annoys me about you!” but then I thought, “Hey, what if you’re talking about me?”

    TAGS:  annoying

Killer Workout? :: Bunni

In the middle of fantasizing about strangling the OBSCENELY loud cackling teenagers sitting next to me on the subway with my ipod cord, I stopped to wonder how many calories I would burn.

    TAGS:  annoying, cackling, fantasies, teenagers, workout

Not only does misery not love company, it finds it intensely annoying and usually shoos it right back out the front door.

    TAGS:  annoying, sayings, misery


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