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Capturing the pre-teen angst was not Dr. Rankins idea of a good time, but his car was getting nearly 50 miles per gallon off the stuff, so he didn’t complain.

    TAGS:  auto, angst, energy

I ‘m not sure at what point I realized that my life was cheaply manufactured in China and then shipped to the United States where it was sold for an embarrassingly low retail price at Wal*Mart but this understanding profoundly effects the way I view my life, causing me to live in the past tense (from a grammatical viewpoint) and overwhelms me with an abundance of shame guilt for being who I am.

    TAGS:  angst, china, wal*mart, manufacturing

Almost too late into her adolescence to do her much good, Muriel finally learned to differentiate between teen angst and her jeans being too tight.

    TAGS:  Muriel, adolescence, angst

the cure :: 'mouse

After careful soul searching, Joseph concluded that he needed either a huge dose of good news or else a mommy to make things all better.

    TAGS:  angst

Riddle :: 'mouse

As a child I waited impatiently for puberty, a driver's license, a car, emancipation, college; as a college student I waited impatiently for a job, money, drinking age, car rental age, self-determination; as an adult I wait for pets to die, children to grow up and leave home, inevitable accidents and illness, ever-more-infrequent moments of joy; as I stare at 50, I wonder what it is that am I waiting for?

    TAGS:  aging, angst, depression, 50


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