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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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Anger Management

After much introspection, Rufus realized the anger management classes he’d taken had not only been a tremendous waste of money, but were now, in fact, also making him quite angry.

    TAGS:  Rufus, anger management, irony

toy soldiers :: littledevilworks

Tammy lined the toy soldiers up in a platoon formation on her desk, then she took her red swingline stapler and beat them senseless; her anger management class was teaching her how to “more effectively relieve feelings of frustration and hopelessness.”

    TAGS:  anger management, Tammy, soldiers, swingline stapler

Becky Heckle got really mad whenever she saw a lazy person yawn.

    TAGS:  anger management, Becky Heckle, laziness

man….GO! :: goliard

Lucy's problem with authority did not allow her to calmly accept right turn red arrows when she encountered them here and there.

    TAGS:  anger management, Lucy, stop, traffic


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