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Anger
Huddle :: Keith

“Yes, let’s talk about brains,” I said to him, my voice getting louder with each word, “because you’re always using your’s and I’m not, and let me tell you, that’s really starting to piss me off.”

    TAGS:  anger, brains, huddle


my sister :: Jo

I’m really mad, but I can think of no pithy way to describe it, coming at the heels of so much history.

    TAGS:  anger, siblings


My current mood :: Bunni

I am so sick of emigrant angst I could puke hot blood from my eyeballs.

    TAGS:  anger


You bore me and I’ve met those far better at what you do.

    TAGS:  agression, anger, pathetic


I will gladly pay any company any reasonable amount (not ot exceed $39.35) for their service unbreaking what Microsoft has broken with their needless “upgrades” and new versions.

    TAGS:  anger, Microsoft


unreasonable :: boot

Some days I wish I was a far more angry person than I am.

    TAGS:  unreasonable, people, anger


anger management :: 'mouse

Repeatedly stung by the new electric fence around the cherry orchard, Little Bear was in a foul mood as he shredded the aluminum skin of the panel van, but his anger vanished as he soothed his tender nose in two dozen flats of cherries someone had conveniently boxed up for him.

    TAGS:  Little Bear, anger, cherries


anger :: boot

It blusters and it biles and rears up and can blind you.

    TAGS:  anger, bluster


Pithed Off :: 'mouse

David was extremely angry when he couldn't get the orange to peel cleanly.​

    TAGS:  anger, oranges, peel


I tried to shake her from my limbs, but she clung to clumsy corners like maple sap; I stoked up a fire with her bellowing anger, and she boiled herself into syrup.

    TAGS:  anger, fire, fingers, breakups, bellows, limbs, clumsy corners, sap, maple trees, sappy


 

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