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Gott Kommt :: VanEck

The angel staggered, collapsed in the gutter, vomited violently, pulled himself up to his feet with the aid of a nearby park bench, and tried once or twice to begin a sentence with something that sounded like ‘Got comet’, before finally getting the words out: “God is coming. We’re all fucked.”

    TAGS:  angels

Doyle studied the angel feather sticking out of his bran muffin, unsure of who to sue.

    TAGS:  angels, feathers, lawyers, muffins, lawsuits

It is a little known fact that among the angels in heaven there is an ironclad hierarchy defined by your death—with death by falling piano the extreme top of the pecking order and death by banking complications establishing the other end of the spectrum

    TAGS:  afterlife, angels, banking, Heaven - the place, complications, pianos, hierarchy

After that day back in ‘77 when someone broke out the wing window of the Angel of Mercy’s Cutlass and stole the radio, things were never quite the same.

    TAGS:  1980s, auto, angels, angel of mercy, radios

By the fall of 1982, the Angel of Mercy was blaming his drinking problem on his broken wing, but everyone down at the VFW knew better.

    TAGS:  angels, angel of mercy, drinking, wings

Though the flaming swords had all been safely locked away an eon ago, rival gangs of seraphim and cherubim managed to do plenty of damage with their harps.

    TAGS:  angels, harps, gangs, flaming swords

Mark Knopfler has an extraordinary ability to make a Schecter Custom Stratocaster hoot and sing like angels on a Saturday night, exhausted from being good all week and needing a stiff drink.

    TAGS:  guest scriner, angels, Douglas Adams, guitars, hgtg, Mark Knopfler, Stratocaster

For every worthy demon in me, angels of my reason speak, too.

    TAGS:  guest scriner, angels, demons

After rigorous scientific testing (and a fiery crash), Verne was ready to publish his conclusion that the maximum speed of angels’ flight is exactly equal to the speed rating of your tires.”

    TAGS:  angels

Casual Sundays :: Keith

On casual Sundays, the angels were allowed to wear jeans and make predictably corny Swiss cheese jokes.

    TAGS:  angels, Swiss cheese

Neo-Scholasticism :: Br. Ezra

The number of angels that can dance upon the head of the pin varies, for example, angels doing a Virgina Reel have larger space requirements vs. angels doing a simple Rhumba or Cha-Cha

    TAGS:  angels, dance moves, Scholasticism, pins

Raindrop Beards :: Keith

The angels rejoiced, each happier than the next when the morning dew formed perfect raindrop beards on their otherwise smooth chins.

    TAGS:  angels, beards, morning, dew, chins, smooth


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