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Insurrection :: Keith

Some historians claim that the turning point of the insurrection was the discovery that the wallabies had infiltrated the Internet.

    TAGS:  animals, anarchy, history, discovery

“Well, g, it seems to have worked so far - they’re so worried about the wallaby insurrection, that they’ll never see the revolution of the Big Red Roos until it’s far too late.”

    TAGS:  anarchy

Let’s start an underground movement and call it Scriners Recommend or possibly just we don’t agree with you Keith, so there, ner.

    TAGS:  anarchy, underground

hermitry. :: goliard

unconditional surrrender had never been part of lucy’s agenda; anarchy reigned as she medicated the pain of the years of melancholia spent on unreciprocated echolalia.

    TAGS:  anarchy, hermits, Lucy, echolalia, melancholy, surrender, medicate

Surely our civilization could never actually descend into lawlessness and anarchy, not while young Patty Sperry here sits in her TV studio, calmly selling genuine Joan Rivers pavé earring sets.

    TAGS:  anarchy, shopping, civilization, panic

Buy a Picasso and agree to sell it for a handsome profit, then just before completing the deal, poke a hole in the painting and sue the insurance company for the 59 million dollars in lost value, which should be, if you’re playing your cards right, more than what you paid for the painting in the first place; oh yeah, one more thing, you get to keep the painting.

    TAGS:  art, anarchy, crime, insurance, scams, schemes, profit, Picasso

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, while the prosecution has just argued a most elegant case, it has been, nonetheless, and argument filled with wild and bold assertions, attempting to have you believe that the man here on trial, the simple man whose fate rests in your hands is a violent, corporate destroying pirate and an aggressive anarchist of the worst kind, whose actions threaten to unravel the very thread of this society, but let me remind you, lest you forget, lest we all forget, that this most ordinary family man, my client Henry, walked into that radio station armed only with an old cassette tape recorder and nothing else, and further, that when the batteries went dead in this antiquated contraption of his did not, I repeat, did not cold-heartedly reload those batteries as the prosecution has suggested, but rather, in a most polite manner, quietly asked the radio station’s receptionist if she had any D-cells in her desk.

    TAGS:  family, pirates, anarchy, fate, corporate, elegance, radios, desk, cold-hearted, jury

Reading Strunk and White in the bathroom will only lead to confusion and anarchy in the Scrine screen.

    TAGS:  anarchy, confusion, Strunk and White

You are a social anarchist!

    TAGS:  guest scriner, anarchy

Anarchist Fun :: Br. Ezra

Andy merrily shredded his bible in his shiny new Dadaist machine.

    TAGS:  anarchy, bibles, Dadaism


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