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Fingers; can you get anything more amazing?

    TAGS:  amazing, fingers, ordinary

The most amazing thing :: darksteve

Yesterday at the train station when all the other passengers headed for the exit, rather than blindly follow them happenstance dictated that I turn the other way to see a crow, with its head stuck in a lidded plastic cup, manage to stumble across to the platform’s edge, avoid falling into the gap, shove its head (with attached cup) into the geometric center of the closing doors and allow the doors to close, drawing back its head the exact moment before it would have been crushed, thus freeing itself.

    TAGS:  birds, animals, amazing, crows, trains

For the record, I don’t know how to do anything that’s worth $1000 an hour, and in addition, I’m not so sure want to know, either.

    TAGS:  amazing, better off not knowing, too rich

planes :: boot

Don’t you love how they stay up in the air like that?

    TAGS:  amazing, flying, fun, planes


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