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General Nacho Alpaca didn’t have to hunch like his other men in the scraggly bushes behind enemy lines, the Llama Gods had seen it fit to make him half the size of a normal Llama, this however didn’t stop him from being a proud, tough, patriotic defender for all Llama kind (even if he had to suffer through some inappropriate Alpaca jokes thanks to his parents clever naming at birth), and as the time for attack swiftly descended upon them, he lead his men in a roaring battle cry of “Mwa” and he knew that the Llamas would once again be victorious.

    TAGS:  alpacas, llamas

Enrique discovered it was way more cost effective not to mention safer, to run with the alpcas in Peru then to be gored by another bull in Spain again this year.

    TAGS:  alpacas, Peru

alpacas :: Br. Ezra

Enrique was unable to determine at what point he mistook alpacas to be members of a labor union rather than the sweet tempered relation to the llama that they were.

    TAGS:  alpacas, animal comparison, labor unions

jealousy :: You can call me, 'Sir'

‘Zebras are little more than monochromatic horses with no personality and zero social skills’, muttered the surly alpaca.

    TAGS:  Alphabetti Spaghetti, anthropomorphism, alpacas, zebras, monochromatic

“Alopecia? My life is over!” the alpaca said with a sob.

    TAGS:  alpacas, alopecia

Badger yarn is a fine alternative to alpaca if you have a flair for both durability and the exotic.

    TAGS:  alpacas, badgers


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