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the toilet, it gurgles, you don’t suppose..not…could it be an aligator access point?

    TAGS:  alligators, toilets

Later :: Keith

It wasn’t until late in life, after his skin had grown dry and loose and was beginning to sag, that Leonard really took notice of just how big his alligator bite scar actually was.

    TAGS:  aging, alligators, skin

“Ha!” I said to the humorless, somewhat jumpy doctor as I glanced at a label on one of the drawers that said Alligator Forceps, “this must be where the alligators give birth!”

    TAGS:  alligators, ER, insanity

Alligator Stuff :: Keith

This man walks into a bar on Mother’s Day and finds himself perched on a barstool between an alligator who’s obviously had too much to drink and a born again Christian woman.

    TAGS:  alligators, bar jokes, barstools, born again, Mother's Day

“I’d like to have some kids someday,” Rufus told my friend Schuster, “but first I’d like to get a pet alligator to practice on;” Schuster thought this was a very good idea.

    TAGS:  children, Rufus & Schuster, alligators, Schuster, Rufus

Alligators don’t put people in headlocks, so very few of us know what their armpits smell like.

    TAGS:  alligators, armpits, headlocks

This country will never be great until we build a wall around Disney World to keep out undocumented alligators bent on the destruction of the 'mer'kan way of life.

    TAGS:  alligators, Trump


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