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Aliens Among Us
aliens among us :: boot

You can’t seriously expect me to believe that an octopus isn’t an alien from Planet Xargle.

    TAGS:  aliens, aliens among us, octopus, unbelievable, Planet Xargle


Aliens Among Us :: Keith

After my anal probe down at the title company the other day, and having just scheduled another one with the mechanic down at the John Deere dealer, I have no choice but to believe that the aliens are already among us.

    TAGS:  aliens, aliens among us, anal probe, disturbing images


Aliens among us :: 'mouse

Ensconced safely in his cage, Ginko the gecko watched the family for years, reporting its every move back to his true master.

    TAGS:  family, aliens among us, cage, surveillance, years, safe, master, geckos


Aliens among us :: boot

If not, how do you explain the existence of people who openly and enjoyably eat molluscs?

    TAGS:  aliens, aliens among us, weird, molluscs


Aliens are the strange creatures that don’t eat all the yummy concentrated sources of protein that aren’t smart enough, fast enough or cute enough to escape the garlic-butter sauce.

    TAGS:  aliens among us, buttery, carnivores, protein


The butter aliens, safely hidden away inside the udders of a billion unsuspecting creatures, slowly implemented their plan of world domination, some on toast, others as the base of seductive sauces.

    TAGS:  aliens among us, cows, buttery, plans, toast, world domination


“Hee-hee,” said the very first (alien) Pope (whose name is long lost to history, having penned his writings oh-so-many millenia B.C.), “those silly Jews bought my forged directives hook, line and sinker that they’re not supposed to eat pork and crab and the other good stuff, leaving more for me and my (alien) friends.”

    TAGS:  aliens among us, religion


There are people out there that don’t like cake.

    TAGS:  aliens among us, cake, weird


Deep down we’re all somebody’s alien.

    TAGS:  aliens among us, weird


 

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