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Agnostics

Not content with the current level of superstition in the world, the Gideons place Bibles in hotel rooms in the hopes that the occasional Agnostic might pick one up out of boredom or desperation, and Succumb.

    TAGS:  agnostics, boredom, bibles, desperation, Gideons


Maybe a Mormon could (and will) one day be President of the United States, but an agnostic never could - not while our most strident TV pundits are also our most intolerant citizens - which is too bad, ‘cause I got a million agnostic jokes and nobody interested in any of ‘em.

    TAGS:  agnostics, Mormons, pundits, president


Whenever I tell my christian friends that Jesus was actually born in the summer, and Christmas was placed on the 25th to coincide with a preexisting Roman holiday, they’re never very pleased…

    TAGS:  agnostics, Jesus


 

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