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Taking it public :: 'mouse

’Mouse and Goliard had been having a discussion in which ‘Mouse posited that it might be a Good Thing if his wife. Mrs. ‘Mouse, had an affair—ideally, it would make her feel sexy and desireable and reawaken feelings in her that ‘Mouse wasn’t so good at awakening anymore now that they’d fallen into old-married-person routine (despite doing his best to be a caring and attentive lover), and if things held true for women the way statistics and anecdotal evidence says it does for men, it would be very unlikely she would leave him and the family for her new lover—it would just be a dalliance which would ultimately underline for her her commitment to the long term with ‘Mouse while increasing the net-pleasure in her life; Goliard appeared to disagree with the premise though she jokingly (?) admitted to harboring some interest in the old sexy UPS-driver fantasy as a means to spice up her own sex life.

    TAGS:  marriage, sex, affairs

“You can have my husband, but please don’t mess with my man.”

    TAGS:  affairs, songs

“Maybe I’m in love with you,” she said to the metal bird, whose only reply was to hand her a peanut butter cookie with one twisted and somewhat rusty claw.

    TAGS:  love, affairs, cookies, rust, claws

Life with Dad :: pam

It turns out my father used to offer to take the dog on a walk every night so he could go over to his mistress’s house; and here I’d thought he was heroically selfless.

    TAGS:  dogs, affairs, Dad, mistress, selfless

“Sure, the crazed-weasel sex is great,” sighed Juan’s best friend over his third Guinness, “but really, dealing with the emotional demands of two women really ain’t worth it.”

    TAGS:  affairs, crazed-weasel sex, drunken confessions

I had a love affair with Nina in the back of my Cortina; a seasoned-up hyena could not be more obscener.

    TAGS:  guest scriner, affairs, cortina

gps :: 'mouse

Jason was just about to turn on GPS tracking so he could secretly follow his wife’s whereabouts when he realized that he didn’t want to know if her life was as boring as he believed it was, and he really didn’t want to know if it was more exciting.

    TAGS:  affairs, women, men, GPS


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