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Accident Prone

“Just a few scratches on the boy,” the doctor reassured Timmy’s mother, “nothing serious at all; but you might want to have his eyes examined, because he really should have seen that tortoise coming.”

    TAGS:  accident prone, eyes, Timmy, turtles, tortoises

yesterday, i found myself smiling at a cute pudgy little baby, then opening the door for his stroller, then tripping over the curb that i wasn’t looking at and sprawling across the asphalt; i’ve got a bruised shoulder and two skinned knees, and i should have a bruise on my ego as well, but apparently i’m no longer capable of embarrassment (i laughed, so did the baby).

    TAGS:  baby, accident prone, asphalt, cute, ego, knees, embarrassment, pudgy

I wear lots of brown clothes, because I am very clumsy with coffee.

    TAGS:  coffee, accident prone, fashion, fashion, confessions

Who Knew :: Keith

It turns out you shouldn’t mess around with India ink while typing.

    TAGS:  advice, accident prone, confessions


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