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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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The human operating system went through many versions before god could edit out the logic loop that, when stuck pondering the meaning of life, caused the system to crash due to the absurdity that we find ourselves existing when it is equally probable that we shouldn’t exist in the first place; therefore a religious belief subroutine needed to be implemented to supply answers that seemed logical despite the lack of physical evidence, fortunately the “patch” gave subjective realities a general feeling of truth, making only a small percentage of those using software version 2.0 likely to even question it.

    TAGS:  god, absurdity, humans, meaning of life, Human Operating System, Religious Belief, software

After the chase, the confrontation, the questioning and the call to the police, the Chief returned to his apartment, trusty flashlight in hand, pondering the peeper’s awkward lies and the absurdity of his apology, “I’m sorry I ran from you.”

    TAGS:  The Chief, absurdity, police, peeper


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