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Fondness :: Keith

Henry was shocked to learn he’d wasted four long years researching fondness when Ruth, his lab assistant, informed him that it was absence that made the heart grow fonder, and not abstinence, although this did prove once and for all that doctors should never test theories on themselves.

    TAGS:  Henry, heart, abstinence, shock, research, theory, fondness

This morning with a fresh cup of coffee warming my insides making me feel more human and lovable then I have in weeks, I decided to write a blog entry about the need for religious tolerance and then I read this and decided to write about deflowering nubile 18 year old evangelical girls instead just because it will piss off their parents who still think that abstinence programs really work.

    TAGS:  coffee, abstinence, deflower

sweet kiss :: f2white

I realized we were really, truly better off as “just friends” when I talked to her about wanting to wait until marriage.

    TAGS:  marriage, abstinence, just friends


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