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White House
Warning Ignored :: Br. Ezra

The rodent population of the tiny island nation of Habitralia voted to ignore the White House’s warning regarding their new nuclear program.

    TAGS:  White House, rodents, hamsters, gerbils, habitralia, nuclear

Bob trades up :: pam

Like the White House china, Bob’s first marriage had been changed out in the 80s for something just as servicable, yet newer and almost imperceptibly more elegant.

    TAGS:  Bob, 1980s, marriage, china, White House, elegant, imperceptible

The crow is the only native North American bird not allowed by law to perch on the roof of the White House.

    TAGS:  crows, White House, Keith's Guides to Everything

The door frame where the presidents all mark their height with indelible ink (except Nixon, who used pencil) is one of the White House’s most tightly kept secrets.

    TAGS:  White House, Keith's Guides to Everything


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