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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

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• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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    TAGS:  TV, junk, offloading

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    TAGS:  TV, burnt out, celebrities, pop culture, rock bottom

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    TAGS:  flashbacks, TV, rockford

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    TAGS:  ducks, duck - the bird, evil, TV, sneaking

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    TAGS:  actors, TV, mistakes


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