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LSAT approacheth 3 :: bakerina

“This is the fire marshal speaking: Please do not use the LSAT as a flotation device.”


LSAT approacheth 4 :: bakerina

“Nuts to you,” said the future lawyer to the fire marshal, and jumped.


Henry discovered that his LSAT study guide was thick enough to stand on while he flung the rope over the rafter in his den, however, when it came time to hang himself it was much harder to kick out from underneath him then he first anticipated.

    TAGS:  suicide, LSAT

Bronwyn thought it would symbolic to jump off the high building holding her LSAT study guide over her head and screaming, but she discovered, quite to her dismay, that it caught the wind just right and she floated down like Mary Poppins.

    TAGS:  Bronwyn, suicide, wind, dismay, LSAT, symbolic, Mary Poppins

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