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Keith's World

Sure there'd be a marble museum, but not on every street corner, and anyone could walk in for free even if they didn't have any marbles because someone at the door with a great big smile would pass them out by the handful so you could play a game, but of course, there'd be no Keepsies or Elephant Stomps because it is a museum, after all, so there'd have to be a few rules.

    TAGS:  museums, childhood games, smiles, marbles, Elephant Stomps, Keepsies, Keith's World


Every neighborhood has a small rain park with complimentary umbrellas at the gate, but you hardly ever use them if you set the raindrop thermostat warm enough.

    TAGS:  rain, umbrellas, neighborhoods, warm rain, perfect worlds, Keith's World


Every neighborhood in Keith's World has a minimum of four peepers, but only the ​chorus frog kind.

    TAGS:  frogs, neighborhoods, peeper - the frog, Keith's World


At night, everyone's pockets fill with tiny, glistening stars that they grab by the handful and toss up into the sky, although sometimes one or two will slip through a person's fingers and end up in the laundry, but that's okay because stars always make the clothes extra clean.

    TAGS:  stars, laundry, night sky, Keith's World


 

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