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icy winds :: Br. Ezra

Every time a cool, icy wind blows across the Kansas prairie, Kevin regrets the nipple piercing he got in Wichita over the summer.

    TAGS:  wind, regret, nipples, Kansas, piercings, Wichita, prairie

Tag :: Ontario Emperor

I just figured out how to tag posts, which will serve me well in my career as an ocean lifeguard in Kansas.

    TAGS:  Kansas, tags

13 days and counting :: littledevilworks

Only 13 work days left before I put on my cape and fly away from this place; I’d better start looking for matching tights - it’s a mite cold in Kansas these days.

    TAGS:  Kansas

500 words about Kansas :: littledevilworks

I’d write a 500-word epic post of beauty about my new life in Kansas, but there aren’t enough Wizard of Oz jokes to make it worthwhile.

    TAGS:  Kansas, Wizard of Oz


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