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Leaving Pineville :: Br. Ezra

On the way out of Pineville the traveler will notice an old billboard just beyond the KFC that reads, “Their bitter blood sleeps restlessly in the earth”, and if they are wise they will listen to the advice of Rev. Downy and stop at the roadside chapel a moment to pray, and hope the sign isn’t talking about chickens.

    TAGS:  billboards, KFC, roadside chapels, pineville

Frankenfood :: 'mouse

Of course the new “Kentucky Grilled Chicken” at KFC contains beef, why wouldn’t it?

    TAGS:  KFC, would you You would Aaaaaack WHY

I’ve known about the KFC Double Down for quite a while, but when I found out a few days ago that I only needed to wait a week to get one, and not until my next trip to the deep south, I had a heart attack right on the spot, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

    TAGS:  KFC, heart attacks


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