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John The Baptist
Remains of the Day :: Br. Ezra

The remains thought to be that of John the Baptist actually turned out to belong to Elvis despite protestations from Mama Cass who claimed she had been body surfing with the King along the Sea of Galilee earlier that week.

    TAGS:  body surfing, Elvis, John the Baptist, Ossuaries, Sea of Galilee, Mama Cass

Legend says the spirit of John the Baptist restlessly roams the earth looking for his head, but Fr. Romanchowski believed he ended up in Bulgaria because he had been desperate for a really good borscht, and chose to live the remaing years of his life there even though eating soup without a head is a very difficult business.

    TAGS:  Borscht, spirits, legend, Eating Soup, John the Baptist

Fr. Romanchowskie (discoverer of the remains of John the Baptist) prophasized to his small congregation that the end will not come from on high, but from within in the form of a virus that will turn the infected into flesh eating, brain slurping zombies (even now the infected walk among us unaware, even to themselves, of the deadly apoclypse they are soon to unleash upon humanity).

    TAGS:  apocalypse, zombies, John the Baptist, Fr. Romanchowskie, Zombie Apocalypse, Virus, prophesies


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