Scrine ~ one part truth, two parts made up truth

What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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Enjoy the Benefits!

  • Sentences worth shaking a stick at.

  • Bad puns and top-notch metaphors.

  • Best secret handshake west of the Mississippi.

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too much information :: other keith

i once considered installing a retractable shelf in the toilet alcove of my house, so that I would have a good place to rest my laptop, and thus combine two of the most necessary acts in life: surfing, and…well, you know the other one.

    TAGS:  toilets, Internet

Down, Then Up :: Keith

You can have my Internet service when you pry it out of my cold, dea… oh, yeah, I guess flicking that switch will work too.

    TAGS:  Internet

grudknows experiencing a moment of dejection after unsuccessfully being able to burn her personal DVD gave up and visited StumbleUpon where she discovered the ‘The Speech Accent Archive’ and lost much time.

    TAGS:  Internet, inane, time wasting

Slackers! :: Keith

Arriving home after 9, Henry couldn’t believe the phone company hadn’t also cut off his Internet service; slackers!

    TAGS:  Henry, home, Internet, slackers

Moller would occasionally be spotted on Furl and Reddit; at first he claimed he was just visiting friends, but later acknowledged a long list of idealogical differences that ultimately led to his break from the community.

    TAGS:  delicious, Internet, web 2.0, furl, reddit

uh-oh :: boot

I feel a bout of the Internet Wallabies coming on…

    TAGS:  Internet

When will it become retro to use “LOL” again?

    TAGS:  Internet

a quick jog :: goliard

down memory lane. Ugh.

    TAGS:  Internet

Einstein told his friend, Schrodinger’s cat, that the Internet was a great tool for physics but seemed to have an unpleasant side effect of inciting people to violence and other bits of stupidity, but Schrodinger’s cat believed it was Saturday morning cartoons such as the Looney Toons that often was the source of many people’s bad judgment.

    TAGS:  Einstein, Internet, saturday morning cartoons, looney toons, Schrodinger's cat

If the internet taught her anything, it was the fact that reality is overrated and underutilized.

    TAGS:  Internet, reality

Alone and without Internet, Henry sat in the dark with his keyboard, quietly making modem sounds, hoping no one would walk in and catch him.

    TAGS:  Henry, Internet

On its 40th birthday, the Internet inspected its lines and wrinkles in the bathroom mirror, and wondered if it would look sexy or just plain pathetic if it bought a flashy red sports car.

    TAGS:  birthdays, wind, Internet, middle-age, red sports cars

You know the internet is dead when you encounter a picture of a man and a scorpion gettin’ it on: face in palm.

    TAGS:  sex, dead, Internet, unfortunate, scorpion, pictures

Power Source :: 'mouse

The Internet is powered by the souls of its users.

    TAGS:  Internet, scary

Like his closets, Fender’s social bookmarking sites were beginning to get hopelessly cluttered with magazines and newspapers he’d saved with good intention, but had never gotten around to reading.

    TAGS:  Fender - the character, Internet

how passé :: boot

It came to something when Jayden found himself thinking “but there’s nothing to do on the internet”.

    TAGS:  Internet, bored now

At the end of the day, the whole of the internet is just what a bunch of guys thought might be a good idea.

    TAGS:  beer, Internet

New Glory Days :: Keith

The Internet police were knocking on doors, cracking down as they inexplicably created the history of new glory days.

    TAGS:  Internet, censorship, glory days


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