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As she stepped off the train, the Village People’s YMCA started belting out of her iPod and, almost simultaneously, she rounded the corner to see them; the Cowboy and the Indian.

    TAGS:  music, cowboys, Indians, Village People - the band

comedy wasted :: You can call me, 'Sir'

Since ‘Indians’ was too culturally insensitive for a high school mascot, the school board voted unanimously to change their name to the Pawtucket Homosexual Nazi Midgets in an effort to intimidate, but not discriminate.

    TAGS:  school, homosexuality, Indians, intimidation, discrimination, midgets, mascots

Legend says that the Wild Coyote is a really the wayward spirit of a Wannabe brave who is cursed to wander the desert until the coming of the great white Buffalo who will free the native nations from the casino and fireworks business

    TAGS:  buffalo, desert, lupine, television shows, the wild coyote, Indians, spirits, wild dogs, casino, fireworks

The old men hanging out at Stefano’s, drinking coffee and playing checkers all day, talk of the day, many years ago, when El-Keitho and the Wild Coyote faced off against a 1,000 angry Slapaho squaws who sought to scalp them for leaving the toilet seats up on the reservation.

    TAGS:  toilets, el-keitho, lupine, tall tales, Indians, the wild coyote, wild dogs, legend, slapaho

500 to 1 :: Keith

“Think again,” the Wild Coyote told El Keitho as the squaws moved in closer, “the odds are actually 1000 to 1, because hombre, I’m out of here.”

    TAGS:  friends, coyotes, el-keitho, Indians, legend, hombre, odds, wild coyote

cowboys and indians :: goliard

The cowboy roared into town in his shiny white ten cylinder dodge, chrome accents sparkling like diamonds in the noon sun; the indian heard the low rumbling growl and darted into the bushes, stringing up an arrow and squatting on his tattooed haunches.

    TAGS:  cowboys, Indians, bow & arrow, haunches

civil war. :: goliard

The Indian was willing to let go of most all of his possessions just to escape the evil eye and binding lasso of the mad cowboy, and then it came to the whiskey…

    TAGS:  cowboys, Indians, whiskey, temptation, lasso, possessions


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