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and, meandering through the showrooms, I gathered a cartload of wire shelving, cookware and wicker baskets, with which I constructed a giant set of chimes in the Home Ideas Department, as a shrine to the ancient Swedish gods of efficiency.

    TAGS:  dreams, Ikea, chimes, efficiency, Swedish

Chug raised a mini meatball to his mouth - savouring the tasted of the little bland ball from IKEA and looked at grud with a challenge in his eye… ‘go on then - make me something better’ which is why grud had erected her bbq on the sidewalk and was handing out meatballs to passers by - in her efforts to prove Chug insane and educate his taste buds she’d made beef meatballs, lamb meatballs, chicken meat balls and falafel blended meat balls and was on a crazy mission to re-educate the whole city.

    TAGS:  Ikea, meatballs

“If you’re such a genius then why is using your name such an insult?” Schrodinger’s cat asked Einstein as he busily assembled his new mail order bookcase.

    TAGS:  Einstein, Ikea, genius, genius bar, Nature of Genius, Schodingers cat, Schrodinger's cat


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