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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Words, glorious words.

  • Useful duck information.

  • Best secret handshake west of the Mississippi.

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Herman Heaven :: Keith

Schuster believed in Herman Heaven—the place he thought all the Hermans went to be happy after they died.

    TAGS:  happy, Schuster, Heaven - the place, Herman, death - the state of being

"She wore no perfume, but when my lips touched her hand she smelt of brittle paper and worn leather book binding, and for one brief moment, before she slapped the back of my head, I would have sworn I had died and gone to heaven."

    TAGS:  Miss Jane, Herman, ScrineTV, old books

Slender Limbs :: Keith

"I've never seen such slender limbs," Herman told Scrine, "other than yours, of course, but bird legs hardly matter when discussing beauty."

    TAGS:  Miss Jane, Herman, ScrineTV, slender


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