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Hell - The Place
bob descends :: Keith

Waiting in line to enter Hell, Bob amused himself with the irony of the insurance industry; he also met two nice people - Janet, a mother of three, and Steven, a fireman from Omaha.

    TAGS:  Bob, irony, insurance, Hell - the place, Omaha

bob plans :: Keith

Bob’s plan was simple -- introduce the person behind him to the person in front, hope they struck up a friendship, then offer to trade places so they could talk, allowing him to ever so slowly back his way out of the line leading into Hell.

    TAGS:  Bob, Hell - the place, introductions, simple plans

bob moves :: Keith

One by one, Bob moved slowly back down the line; if his plan worked he’d be free, but if it didn’t there’d be hell to pay.

    TAGS:  Bob, afterlife, Hell - the place, misguided attempts

bob doubts :: Keith

He’d always imagined that the afterlife contained no second-guessing, but now that he’d begun moving, Bob wasn’t so sure; afterall, if he’d held still, he’d be going to Hell with a fireman as a friend, which sounds helpful no matter how you slice it.

    TAGS:  Bob, afterlife, Hell - the place, firemen

purrrrgatory :: boot

It’s full of very weird people in cat-suits, that’s for sure.

    TAGS:  cats, Hell - the place, purgatory, weird people

halfway to hell :: boot

I bet if you’re in hell and you think you’re on a road to somewhere, then sure as heck you ain’t going nowhere.

    TAGS:  conundrums, Hell - the place, heck, nowhere

“And, here on your left, you will find the 888th level of hell, which we all fondly refer to as Fixation Corner, oh-hoh-hoh.”

    TAGS:  fixations, Hell - the place

The only reason I tried the new church out was because Rev. Isabelle was so damn cute and I found that I had to resist the overpowering urge to kneel before her and pay homage to the new life within her by kissing her swollen belly.

    TAGS:  Br. Ezra, Hell - the place, pregnant ministers, reasons for going to hell

“We love our bureaucrats here in Hell,” the Devil said; “After all, it’s their paperwork that makes all these wonderful flames possibly.”

    TAGS:  bureaucracy, Hell - the place, The Devil

Upon arriving in Heaven, Henry was pleased to find out that God had plans for a big budget musical comedy based on his life, but was ultimately disappointed when he auditioned for the lead role and was immediately shown the door to Hell.

    TAGS:  Henry, god, ridiculous encounters, Heaven - the place, Hell - the place, musical comedy


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