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Heather Van De Boer
Milles Borne :: Br. Ezra

Jan van de Boer ran afoul of Melbourne in other ways besides time zone disparity; Heather – the ex wife – had a penchant for a card game called Millles Borne but Jan, in his innate stubbornness, insisted it was really called Melbourne and even after viewing the box the game came in claimed it was wrong (he was sure he played an Australian card game once that had names of crops such as rye and wheat on some of the cards) even though he had no way of proving to Heather the error of her ways.

    TAGS:  Jan van de Boer, card games, Heather van de Boer, Melbourne, Milles Borne

Jan van de Boer didn’t expect much from his love life, after all the first song he made out to was “Me and You and a Dog Named Boo” , but as he explained to Heather it could have been much worse since he was wearing headgear during Video Killed The Radio Star and, that being said, since he was considerate the occasional booty call should not be out of the question.

    TAGS:  Jan van de Boer, Heather van de Boer, headgear, 70's & 80's solid gold hits


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