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Gary The Angry Easter Bunny

Gary the Angry Easter Bunny, hopeful that he would be chosen to drive the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, arrived at the staging area too late, having been waylaid on the subway, and found that he had been assigned to the Playtex Tampon Mobile and because of union regulations found that he could not refuse the assignment and would be forever remembered as the man in the dingy white bunny suit who drove the giant tampon all over New York City..

    TAGS:  Gary the Angry Easter Bunny, Oscar Meyer Wienermobile, playtex tampon mobile, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Insult to injury. :: Br. Ezra

Gary the Angry Easter Bunny became the unofficial tow truck of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade because of the long white string trailing out the back of the Playtex Tampon Mobile and he found himself called into service when the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile rear ended the Red Bull truck

    TAGS:  Gary the Angry Easter Bunny, Oscar Meyer Wienermobile, playtex tampon mobile, red bull truck, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade


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