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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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binary for dummies :: You can call me, 'Sir'

11001010100101001010010001010111011010101001101011, is computer speak for ‘Byte me, fleshwads!’.

    TAGS:  binary, Futurama

Sometimes when something ordinary happens around the house—like running out of ketchup or the batteries going dead on a remote control—my son and I will pretend to be in agony and yell, “Welshy!”

    TAGS:  Futurama, easily entertained, Star Trek, obscure references

“She was my first love, or at least the earliest one I can still remember.”

    TAGS:  guest scriner, love, aging, Futurama

the big four four :: bakerina

For at least the next nine years, I will still need a fake I.D. to rent ultraporn.

    TAGS:  Futurama


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