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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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friday :: 'mouse

Time may be artificial and arbitrary and a generally bad idea, but once a week it nearly redeems itself by declaring Friday.

    TAGS:  time, bad ideas, Friday, redemption

Woo! :: Jo

It is Friday, and it is our solemn responsibility to shake our booties!

    TAGS:  Friday

Bob’s week :: 'mouse

“I hate Mondays,” thought Bob, “and I’m not real fond of Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays or Friday mornings either.”

    TAGS:  Bob, Friday, Thursday

As soon as Kathy heard the blood-curdling scream from somewhere behind the Reference Desk that the Zombie Removal Squad had missed one.

    TAGS:  zombies, Friday, office

The elite workers who have window cubicles are never in on Friday afternoons.

    TAGS:  cubicles, windows, office work, Friday

When all you can talk about is boots, beer and cake, it might be time to give up and just damn well go and drink beer.

    TAGS:  beer, cake, boots - the footwear, Friday


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