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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



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• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


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• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.



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A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."



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Freud
Little Siggy :: Keith

Sigmund secretly hated when the other kids called him a freudy cat.

    TAGS:  Freud, taunt


How Freudian is it that since my doctor put me on a healthier diet and suggested more exercise, the line between food and sex has blurred?

    TAGS:  Freud, diets, exercise


Henry understood that most of Freud’s ideas were largely discredited by the academic community, yet he couldn’t help but notice that every 20 minutes or so he found himself thinking of sex or food, and on really stressful days - both.

    TAGS:  food, sex, daydreaming, Freud


Freudian :: OhNo789

Freud hated hanging out with his psychology friends, some of the most well respected minds of their time, because whenever he decided to pop off to the bar after work with them, they’d all laugh when he drunkenly slip on his way home.

    TAGS:  Freud, puns


 

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