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Fox Network

Given the present state of television programing the notorious costume Satanist Anton LeVey, were he alive today, would have his own reality series on MTV or, perhaps, a late night talk show on FOX.

    TAGS:  Anton Levey, reality TV, costume satanism, Fox Network, late night talk shows, MTV

Boychicks in the Hood :: Br. Ezra

Pat Harrington, Jr sat in his agent’s office hoping that his descent into obscurity had halted with the chance to reprise his role as hipster building super Schneider with the premiere of “Boychiks in the Hood,” a sitcom about 12 sketchy, but loveable homeboys sharing digs in an East Jerusalem tenement building, although a contract dispute between Jesus and the Fox Network threatened to prevent this weekly 30 minutes of family viewing fun from ever making it past the pilot episode.

    TAGS:  Jesus, sitcoms, East Jerusalem, Fox Network, Pat Harrington Jr., Schneider, One Day at a Time References


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