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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Keepin’ it to myself :: grudknows

I have a theory about the correlation of the number of ‘popularity’ type applications a person has on their facebook page and their actual popularity but it’s probably best not shared.

    TAGS:  Facebook, correlation, popularity

Media ga-ga :: pam

It was a thought too long to post on Twitter, too short to post on his blog, not public enough for Facebook, not pedantic enough for the listserv and not artsy enough for Plurk, which is why Ken finally just picked up the phone.

    TAGS:  blogging, Facebook, web 2.0, Twitter - the service, Plurk, listserv, modern day dilemmas

On virtual land rushes :: Ontario Emperor

I’m proud to be an Okie from Facebookokey.

    TAGS:  Facebook, Okie

“Facebook: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy… unless it is eBay/Paypal.”

    TAGS:  Facebook, scum, villainy

Once and For All :: OhNo789

Obscene word, you, facebook, obscene word, you!

    TAGS:  Facebook, obscene

B’Bye Facebook :: 'mouse

Facebook stands proudly next to Comcast in the Pantheon of Evil(tm).

    TAGS:  evil, Facebook, Comcast

Social Disaters :: Br. Ezra

An unintended consequence of social networking sites such as Facebook is now people with no commonsense can share thinks best kept to themselves, such as the young man who is currently experiencing an adverse reaction due to the consumption of dairy, or the fat, balding white man who is suddenly in his boogie zone.

    TAGS:  Facebook, lactose intolerant, social networking

I’m lame. I agree :: JadedBeauty

I deleted my Facebook less than ten minutes ago and I am already feeling terrible…OMFG, where are all my friends?

    TAGS:  Facebook

Warning :: JadedBeauty

Now that Facebook is out, you’re all stuck with my random nonsense.

    TAGS:  Facebook

Facebook must die! :: 'mouse

Every time I check Pam’s or Bakerina’s or Bunni’s or even JB’s blog and there’s nothing new, my hate for Facebook grows.

    TAGS:  blogging, Facebook

Every so often on Facebook I will see that someone posted, “If God has ever answered a prayer click ‘like’” - well, I can’t really say if God has ever answered any of my prayers - not really - but, she did create girls and I have to definitely love her for that (so, maybe God has answered my prayers after all).

    TAGS:  god, Facebook, girls

Nobody. :: 'mouse

Spam Fail: ‘Mouse, do you know who looks at your facebook profile?

    TAGS:  spam, Facebook, fail, privacy

Bad Ideas by JB :: JadedBeauty

If I just come over here and post all of my Facebook statuses, would any one pay attention?

    TAGS:  Facebook


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