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Evel Knievel
The Final Stunt :: Br. Ezra

Evel Knieval lit the fuse on the rocket pack strapped to his bed and grinned at death as they both began their final leap over the cavernous abyss

    TAGS:  death, Evel Knievel, stunts

In Memorium :: Br. Ezra

It’s times like this that I wish I had held on to my Evel Knieval stunt cycle and the pack of illegal bottle rockets I purchased on the Indian Reservation.

    TAGS:  death, bottle rockets, Evel Knievel, stunt cycle

Worrisome :: Br. Ezra

Evel Kneival, Robert Goulet and my father all died from a form of pulmonary fibrosis and while I am glad that he is in such august company, it is worrisome that this disorder is seems more common than it ought to be.

    TAGS:  Evel Knievel, Robert Goulet, pulmonary fibrosis

No motorcycle-riding action figure was safe from the influence Evel Knievel had on young boys (and a few girls like me) in the 70’s.

    TAGS:  1970s, Evel Knievel, Knievel

When I read the headline “Evil Kneivel Dies at 69” I was thinking that was a rather ludicrous way to die.

    TAGS:  love, Evel Knievel, ludicrous death


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